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Dense Fog  
Date: Sent Monday, August 31, 2026
Category: None | Rating: 4.00/5 (3 votes)
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On the way to a funeral, I traveled through some dense fog, and for safety's sake, put on my headlights. When I returned to the car, it wouldn't start
because I had forgotten to turn off the lights. I went back to the funeral home to ask for some help and was met at the door by the undertaker.
"My car is dead," I said.
"Sorry, lady," he replied. "We don't bury cars."
Received from Edward S.
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